More Chuck Norris. Rated.

December 31, 2005

More Chuck Norris.  (some of these you may have already seen, but still interesting to see the top rated Chuck Norris facts).  http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Chuck Norris & Courage

December 30, 2005

Another Chuck Norris fact.  That’s right, fact.

Lewis Black vs. Chuck Norris

December 30, 2005

Chuck Norris went to school for a degree in Chuck Norris
Lewis Black didn’t go to school, but if he did I’m sure he could have also gotten a degree in Chuck Norris.  However is Chuck Norris able to whoop George W with his linguistic gymnastics?  Advantage: Black.

This is pretty cool.  Sorry I forgot which blog I first found it on… so can’t credit. 
http://spstudio.linda.hosting-friends.de/spstudio.html

Munich: A Review

December 30, 2005

This movie doesn’t suck for some parts but sucks gorilla testes for others.  The Isrealis are complaining that its not accurate; the terrorists are complaining of the same thing.  What gives Spielberg?  You can do better.  The silliness gets really rediculous near the end when the conflicted hitman having “maritial relations” with his wife is intercut with the atheletes being killed during the Olympics.  WTF?  To see a good movie about what actually happened (at the Olympics, not afterwards), go see One day in September.

WTF: Are you kidding me???

December 29, 2005

Are you freaking kidding me?  AP: U.S. Teen Runs Off to Iraq by Himself
might need to call in Chuck Norris again.

You know what needs a good Chuck Norris ass whooping?  These words do.  Read on for the definition of “a female blogger with an itch” & “podcatcher”.  classic.

Chuck Norris kicks some serious ass.  If you didn’t know, now you know… (and knowing is half the battle).

http://mike.wordpress.com/2005/12/05/chuck-norris-the-facts/ 

If you still don’t believe me, go see the credits to Dodgeball: A True underdog story. 

Who the hell are you?

December 29, 2005

I work at Microsoft doing some cool interesting things.  I’m trying out wordpress because the blogs.msdn.com site sucks monkey balls.   More about me later.  Welcome.  Blogroll me if you have the guts.  I dare you.